WHAT WAS THE CRAZIEST DREAM JOB YOU'VE EVER WANTED?
Acting. *rim shot*
THE CHUPACABRA: FACT OR FICTION? DO YOU HAVE ANY EVIDENCE?
I'm so glad you asked because I have finally found proof of the Chupacabra's existence! Here it i-------<This response has been censored by the Mexican Center for National Security. The Chupacabra has never, either now or at any time in the past, existed>
WHAT IS YOUR IDEA OF THE ULTIMATE ADVENTURE?
Something I've been wanting to do for a long time is a pickle-tasting tour of New York City. There are so many things that are pickleable and so many ways to pickle them!
HAS ANYONE EVER USED THE PHRASE "MUST BE REMOVED" WHEN REFERRING TO YOU? DID YOU SURVIVE? WHAT WAS YOUR REVENGE?
I did survive. Let's just say there is a one particularly large pickle jar in my pantry.
WHAT IS ONE TALENT OF YOURS YOU WISH YOU DIDN'T HAVE?
I can eat an entire jar of pickles and drink all of the juice in one sitting. It's ecstasy at the time, but an hour later my body punishes me for my gluttony.