WHAT WAS THE CRAZIEST DREAM JOB YOU'VE EVER WANTED?
I’ve always wanted to be an Admiral on a starship. Yeah, you can tell I’m a Star Wars geek.
THE CHUPACABRA: FACT OR FICTION? DO YOU HAVE ANY EVIDENCE?
Fact: The evidence trail will lead you to the foot of my bed, then...
WHAT IS YOUR IDEA OF THE ULTIMATE ADVENTURE?
Being accused of a crime I didn’t commit and after being put into a frozen cryogenic sleep, then being woken up years later to discover that the world is in shambles, while a small Los Angeles community has become a sissified version of itself and it’s up to me to show them what true testosterone looks like, ‘cause everyone is wearing dresses and using seashells for toilet paper…oh…wait...
HAS ANYONE EVER USED THE PHRASE "MUST BE REMOVED" WHEN REFERRING TO YOU? DID YOU SURVIVE? WHAT WAS YOUR REVENGE?
No one takes that tone of voice with me without a good smack to the back of the head. I just don’t stand for it.
WHAT IS ONE TALENT OF YOURS YOU WISH YOU DIDN'T HAVE?
To clear my mind completely. I know its sounds impossible, but it happens involuntarily. A teacher of mine told me that I go to my ancestral plain. I just sort of leave this world for a short periods sometimes. It can be a real killer for conversation.