WHAT WAS THE CRAZIEST DREAM JOB YOU'VE EVER WANTED?
Craziest Dream Job I ever wanted was to be a Ninja Assassin... or maybe... I already AM one...
THE CHUPACABRA: FACT OR FICTION? DO YOU HAVE ANY EVIDENCE?
Totally fact. I grew up watching Latin network news... all the proof was in their reports. No myth, people. The Latino's cracked that case a loooonnngggg time ago.
WHAT IS YOUR IDEA OF THE ULTIMATE ADVENTURE?
Discovering some hidden Aztec or Mayan pyramid and finding a relic with a rare curse but it's worth a Bajillion dollars. Basically, any Indiana Jones movie.
HAS ANYONE EVER USED THE PHRASE "MUST BE REMOVED" WHEN REFERRING TO YOU? DID YOU SURVIVE? WHAT WAS YOUR REVENGE?
Of course not. I'm awesome. No one would willing wipe out awesome from ANY equation. That's just crazy. My revenge would be their utter boredom and solitary existence when I'm gone.
WHAT IS ONE TALENT OF YOURS YOU WISH YOU DIDN'T HAVE?
The ability to recall random facts that no one really cares about. Like why buttons on women's dresses and/or blouses are on the opposite side than on menswear. I know the reason, but you probably don't care. (Cries silently)