WHAT WAS THE CRAZIEST DREAM JOB YOU'VE EVER WANTED?
The craziest dream job I've ever wanted...When I was a kid I really wanted to build houses for fairies. The fairies that obviously lived in my backyard. My dream job came true, I built those houses, I built the shit out of those houses. I would use peanut butter to hold the sticks and leaves together and to offer the fairies a little protein. And then my dog ate the houses.
THE CHUPACABRA: FACT OR FICTION? DO YOU HAVE ANY EVIDENCE?
Hmm...I'm gonna say fact because this sassy man obviously knows best:
WHAT IS YOUR IDEA OF THE ULTIMATE ADVENTURE?
My idea of an ultimate adventure would have to be traveling the whole world. I want to see Thailand and Ireland and Scotland and all the lands in between. But if I'm being realistic I would just love to meet Alan Cumming.
HAS ANYONE EVER USED THE PHRASE "MUST BE REMOVED" WHEN REFERRING TO YOU? DID YOU SURVIVE? WHAT WAS YOUR REVENGE?
I don't think anyone has ever used the words "must be removed from the equation" out loud when referring to me. I'm pretty sure my brother thought it really hard every year growing up when Christmas would come around so he could get more presents. But I slapped him when I was 8 when he tried to steal my troll doll. And then I got grounded. And he got to keep my troll doll.
WHAT IS ONE TALENT OF YOURS YOU WISH YOU DIDN'T HAVE?
A talent I wish I didn't have...I wish I didn't have the ability to blush so bad sometimes that people actually think I'm ill. That, I could do without.